tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post1366416015484703069..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: How can any man be in love with such a disgusting creature?m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-45971693391043569362016-08-12T15:05:00.949-04:002016-08-12T15:05:00.949-04:00It's absolutely perfect that you and I each sa...It's absolutely perfect that you and I each saw this nightmare, isn't it?<br /><br />Honestly, as pissed as I was that the mermaid was basically an extra in this production, I guess I'm happy they even showed her at all. There was a point where I was convinced that old Chum Bucket Guy was as good as it was gonna get. And I really didn't want to see that guy's boobs.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-40858040234034016912016-08-06T23:20:43.687-04:002016-08-06T23:20:43.687-04:00I actually watched this one. Like you, I spent mos...I actually watched this one. Like you, I spent most of the movie asking where the hell is this killer mermaid. It's like whoever made this movie forgot that's what it was called until he was almost finished with it and shoved her into a few scenes to save face.<br /><br />Oh, the Lee Harvey Oswald line? Perfect.Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634519605152190304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-69130127472517276662016-08-06T12:06:44.067-04:002016-08-06T12:06:44.067-04:00Let me be honest, at this point, it's going to...Let me be honest, at this point, it's going to take a lot of boobs to even register anymore...but really, naked ladies was supposed to be the consolation prize after the incessant mermaid-related violence. <br /><br />Alas, the movie failed...on both fronts.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-12388440285689598152016-08-04T11:09:22.137-04:002016-08-04T11:09:22.137-04:00I'm telling you, the mermaid's song is som...I'm telling you, the mermaid's song is some weird shit. I was being nice!<br /><br />100% with you, Brittani. Like, sometimes you want story and reasonable human interactions, but not when you sign up for one of these movies. Does the director know what we came for, or is he/she just foolishly telling a serious tale...about a f--king killer mermaid? It's probably budgetary, I realize.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-70760844158815784252016-08-04T08:51:33.819-04:002016-08-04T08:51:33.819-04:00"It's like if Dory was speaking whale, wh..."It's like if Dory was speaking whale, while you boiled her in a teakettle." - That's fucked up. lol<br /><br />I hate slow moving campy horror flicks. You have one job, entertain us with gore and gratuitous nudity. If you can't do that in a timely manner than you fail. I'm sorry this wasn't more fun. Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.com