tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post2711693436488391576..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: I can't find the wrench.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-30064551249101550632013-07-10T23:20:43.492-04:002013-07-10T23:20:43.492-04:00I don't know why I never responded to this com...I don't know why I never responded to this comment. It's awesome.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-10522610688457179732012-12-17T17:14:18.727-05:002012-12-17T17:14:18.727-05:00Excellent call, though Brainwash's video was j...Excellent call, though Brainwash's video was just horrible and sort hard to decipher what the Hell was going on. von Trier's flick was indeed horrible, but the awfulness was front and center. There's one particular scene I can't <i>unsee</i>. Shudder.<br /><br />No! I didn't want to outright spoil it, but no, I don't want anyone to see this movie. Well, not unprepared m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-42539690754509811672012-12-17T07:26:33.552-05:002012-12-17T07:26:33.552-05:00One time my brother tore his achiles in a flag foo...One time my brother tore his achiles in a flag football game as he stepped across the goal line for a touchdown. As he winced in agony on the ground, I looked down and said "They didn't get your flags." This just reminded me of that story for some reason.<br /><br />Even though it wasn't necessarily the right thing to do, you finished the movie. Good for you. I myself, will Shanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534310085725506068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-72802763667964013392012-12-16T19:40:40.166-05:002012-12-16T19:40:40.166-05:00Remember that scene in "Exit Through The Gift...Remember that scene in "<i>Exit Through The Gift Shop</i>" where Mr. Brainwash shows his early edit-film "<i>Life Remote Control</i>"? Well this is what I imagine it'll be like... a compilation of chaos without making any sense!!<br /><br />Compared to "<i>Human Centipede</i>", I always viewed this film as something I wouldn't want to watch but am really asrap virtuosohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06619196693619042618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-17984908476636695782012-12-16T08:58:44.794-05:002012-12-16T08:58:44.794-05:00Apparently, it had could stomach low-budge (low-co...Apparently, it had could stomach low-budge (low-concept?) horror better than it could von Trier's madness, which is presented to us as the most f--ked up Lexus commercial ever (with its beautiful black and white photography and rousing operatic score). But alas, my TV is gone and my heart is slightly broken.<br /><br />Truly, a December to remember.<br /><br />Thanks for the kind words. I m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-37206927009000381282012-12-14T11:39:18.936-05:002012-12-14T11:39:18.936-05:00I'm the kind of sick son of a bitch who actual...I'm the kind of sick son of a bitch who actually digs this flick, but goddamn if this isn't one of the most entertaining movie reviews I've ever read. Hilarious. (Not about the TV though, that sucks man.) <br /><br />Disagree on the film though we may, there's no way I can NOT give props to a review like this.Alex Withrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15887018476048271594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-88350655658987367042012-12-13T23:50:05.773-05:002012-12-13T23:50:05.773-05:00At times, it certainly does look beautiful, but it...At times, it certainly does look beautiful, but it's the other 99% of this flick that is terrible. I honestly can't believe that this movie didn't sink the careers of all involved. <br /><br />0/10 seems fair. I think that's what my TV would've given it.<br /><br />Shame, it died on such a low note.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-34532300162077546852012-12-13T15:50:25.413-05:002012-12-13T15:50:25.413-05:00I wouldn't even call this trash a movie - whil...I wouldn't even call this trash a movie - while the cinematography is exquisite this is just typical Von Trier's whining about how women are evil and him being attention whore this time throwing in nudity, gross stuff, violence and pushing the boundaries only so people would watch his demented ramblings. The actors did a good job but this is a despicable 'movie', I actually gave s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-72478041983698223402012-12-13T00:17:22.769-05:002012-12-13T00:17:22.769-05:00Seriously? Your T.V. fucking offed itself over thi...Seriously? Your T.V. fucking offed itself over this film after surviving through The Human Centipede? :-)<br /><br />All I can say is that Antichrist is on a short list of movies that I will NEVER watch. My 18 y/o daughter, who prides herself on staying well informed on all things effed up in cinema, told me the basic premise. She cut to the chase and told me that these bereaved parents mutilate Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-26655261108481729042012-12-12T20:58:04.923-05:002012-12-12T20:58:04.923-05:00I don't think I can go with 'fascinated...I don't think I can go with 'fascinated' Dan. I was horrified and just plain disgusted at times. And I like weird shit...I do.<br /><br />Well, I did.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-86972633374434191222012-12-12T18:49:27.188-05:002012-12-12T18:49:27.188-05:00Good review M. I didn't get what the hell Von ...Good review M. I didn't get what the hell Von Trier was trying to say here, but I will admit as I was a bit fascinated by all that was going on. It's just really, really weird to watch, though.Dan O.http://www.dtmmr.comnoreply@blogger.com