tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post7660660919706711121..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: I don't like human beings.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-52192090379385321132015-12-13T23:53:28.460-05:002015-12-13T23:53:28.460-05:00It's on Netflix, maybe you just need to do a b...It's on Netflix, maybe you just need to do a bit more digging.<br /><br />I might like your sister, maybe we should grab a froyo some time. After much deliberation I decided not to watch A Serbian Film despite my love of all things dark and disturbing. It just didn't get enough good reviews to justify buying it (it is, apparently, too hardcore for Netflix.) 'Newborn porn?' No Sarah Wardhttps://sarahblogger94.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-67771479795048537672015-12-13T18:26:11.156-05:002015-12-13T18:26:11.156-05:00BINGO! We have a winner. My sister swears by that ...BINGO! We have a winner. My sister swears by that movie. Yeah, she's a bit...odd.<br /><br />I don't know where I can find The Living and the Dead (meaning: it's not on Netflix), but I'm sure I can eventually track it down. Low budge and British? Yes, please!m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-86856065608655934942015-12-12T20:07:17.285-05:002015-12-12T20:07:17.285-05:00"A Serbian Film?" No :)I think you could..."A Serbian Film?" No :)I think you could write a hysterical review of "The Living and the Dead" because although it is brutally depressing, it is also quite bizarre and quirky. The character of 'James' is over the top, annoying, and strangely pitiable as he essentially spends the movie running around his parents decaying mansion and has the most epic fucking freak out Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791493920946066930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-37478396632176305282015-12-12T18:07:45.504-05:002015-12-12T18:07:45.504-05:00Whoa, whoa...whoa. I've heard some pretty craz...Whoa, whoa...whoa. I've heard some pretty crazy shit about the second one (um, the baby thing? - damn). I'd still be willing to roll the dice on it...assuming no one in my family is within earshot (or, um, eyeshot?) of the damn thing.<br /><br />I've never heard of "The Living and the Dead" but needless to say, I'm intrigued. *runs to Netflix*<br /><br />Thanks! I'vem.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-18324464997899059082015-12-11T19:13:10.604-05:002015-12-11T19:13:10.604-05:00The 2nd Human Centipede is actually better than th...The 2nd Human Centipede is actually better than the first one, which isn't saying much (i.e. it's still not GOOD good) bu Laurence R. Harvey, the main actor, gives a spectacular villainous performance as 'Martin.' The third one was total shit, even in meager comparison to the others. Dieter Laser (the German Doctor from the 1st one) deserves to be shot for his role in no. 3. He&#Sarah Wardhttps://sarahblogger94.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-71520391716678013542012-11-11T21:48:02.249-05:002012-11-11T21:48:02.249-05:00You're right - I can't believe I never bro...You're right - I can't believe I never brought it up! Sheesh.Hannah Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10458479011333672224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-4519928710715762542012-11-07T23:10:45.093-05:002012-11-07T23:10:45.093-05:00I think I own Robin Hood. Or maybe I'm thinkin...I think I own Robin Hood. Or maybe I'm thinking of The Wolfman. You know how easily I get those two mixed up.<br /><br />Definitely own Band of Brothers, but waaay too much of a time investment. I promise I'll watch it if I break my leg or something. Or we get a snow week. I'm sure Matty's old enough for it, right?<br /><br />And this Count of Monte Cristo movie you speak of? m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-27241074367901247212012-11-07T23:07:40.507-05:002012-11-07T23:07:40.507-05:00Damn kids. They always win.Damn kids. They always win.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-27301796403335166442012-11-06T12:43:14.036-05:002012-11-06T12:43:14.036-05:00If I'm not going to see you on a daily basis, ...If I'm not going to see you on a daily basis, I'm going to need more frequent blog posts. <br /><br />Also,<br />1. Count of Monte Cristo<br />2. Robin Hood (Russell Crowe)<br />3. Band of Brothers (not a movie, but you still need to watch it)Hannah Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10458479011333672224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-1779929256232831782012-11-05T19:55:58.377-05:002012-11-05T19:55:58.377-05:00O.K. ... now that's the best laugh I've ha...O.K. ... now that's the best laugh I've had all day. :-) Of course, with my luck she'd like this awful-ass movie, and I'd be punished having to hear about it. :-DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-72066139360211630142012-11-04T14:28:40.491-05:002012-11-04T14:28:40.491-05:00My movie time, especially horror movie time, is ex...My movie time, especially horror movie time, is extremely limited as well. I'm slowly becoming nocturnal in order to maintain any dream of posting regularly.<br /><br />As for this flick? My vote's <b>pass</b>. You'd be better served to watch something a little more engaging and interesting than this disaster. Honestly, once you see the reveal, it's all rather...lame.<br />m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-38016014360539361972012-11-04T14:24:55.102-05:002012-11-04T14:24:55.102-05:00Glad you got a laugh. I aim for indifferent shrug....Glad you got a laugh. I aim for <i>indifferent shrug</i>.<br /><br />I'm not sure how old your daughter is, but I would let her. Though only as a form of punishment. <br /><br /><i>Oh, your room's a mess? That's the first 15 minutes of Human Centipede, young lady. An F in math? Now you're watching the whole thing. Twice.</i>m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-23820775459028549932012-11-04T11:15:34.634-05:002012-11-04T11:15:34.634-05:00I have yet to watch this! I too have a sleepy wife...I have yet to watch this! I too have a sleepy wife who torments me with Vampire diaries and Greys anatomy and I have TWO roaming toddlers. I dont have a dog though so I guess we're even, not that i'm comparing children to pets, well ok maybe some. Anyways, if its not Greys or Vampires, its Dora and Jake. My main question is, should I spend my rare horror movie time on this? It does have Donovan Dixonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-14843213400019118892012-11-03T18:58:10.751-04:002012-11-03T18:58:10.751-04:00Well, the "Shark Tank" dialogue you used...Well, the "Shark Tank" dialogue you used to open your post made me laugh out loud. So it was better than you gave yourself credit for, or else -- when it comes to humor -- my standards are exceptionally low. Maybe both. :-)<br /><br />I have no desire to see this movie. The premise alone just makes me cringe and say "WTF? Why ... why ... WHY?? Why would anybody make a movie like Stephhttp://eclecticbooksandmovies.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-26028523820366064952012-11-02T17:24:04.529-04:002012-11-02T17:24:04.529-04:00Absolutely. The whole thing is borderline genius i...Absolutely. The whole thing is borderline genius in a way. Most shitty movies just die and go away. But thanks to a 'good' idea, this Guy has got a career. And a franchise.<br /><br />Good for him, I guess.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-68553358335797997162012-11-02T17:21:23.018-04:002012-11-02T17:21:23.018-04:00It's bad, but I think whatever you're ima...It's bad, but I think whatever you're imagining is worse. For whatever reason, the concept is much more terrifying than the actual execution.<br /><br />Please don't interpret that as a recommendation. Just a heads up to spare mankind!m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-55252792978023394102012-11-02T17:10:39.043-04:002012-11-02T17:10:39.043-04:00"And finally, I will give some sort of credit..."And finally, I will give some sort of credit to the fact that this movie exists. I don't know how to explain it, but I'm a curious mix of impressed and saddened."<br /><br />That sums up my thoughts about the movie perfectly. I didn't like this movie at all (I didn't think it deserved the level of controversy it attained, and, moreover, it's just a bad horror film).Alex Withrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15887018476048271594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-34989688759815753892012-11-02T02:38:23.531-04:002012-11-02T02:38:23.531-04:00Scenario: I hold top secret information that the e...Scenario: I hold top secret information that the existence of mankind depends on... bad-guys capture me and want to make me talk... just show this movie or its sequel! Screw mankind! No way am I watching this. They can even threaten my with the trailer and I'll talk.asrap virtuosohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06619196693619042618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-72700087623882782392012-11-01T17:46:59.949-04:002012-11-01T17:46:59.949-04:00Yeah, it was certainly low-budge, but I guess that...Yeah, it was certainly low-budge, but I guess that has to be expected, considering the subject matter. I barely made it through as well, but I think I was just uninterested in the whole thing after the initial reveal. Kind of a <i>that's it???</i> type of situation.<br /><br />And while a part of me laments the fact that, all things considered, this movie was a bit tame, it sounds as if they m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-44817557237489108712012-11-01T16:05:26.400-04:002012-11-01T16:05:26.400-04:00I barely made through this movie, disgusting story...I barely made through this movie, disgusting story aside the execution looked like a cross between poor TV movie and amateurish video. I heard the sequel is even worse, but as they needlessly kill the child in that one I won't be seeing that.<br /><br />Good point about weird choice for a goal when two chicks are involved :)s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.com