tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post845511338257721670..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: Welcome to Hell.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-10364580054190518352013-04-16T23:11:12.943-04:002013-04-16T23:11:12.943-04:00Whoa! Asrap! Dude, it's been awhile.
C'm...Whoa! Asrap! Dude, it's been awhile. <br /><br />C'mon now, Fast 6? I didn't see the 5th one. My tastes are too highbrow for that kind of stuff. <br /><br />Wait. No they're not. At all. Just missed it.<br /><br />As for Willis, I don't know why the Hell he has those weapons, nor do I know why the Hell he signed up for this movie. Both are completely illogical!m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-90650930987446483192013-04-16T21:57:36.098-04:002013-04-16T21:57:36.098-04:00I share your man-crush on The Rock but rather than...I share your man-crush on The Rock but rather than wait for Pain & Gain, I'll wait for Fast & Furious 6.<br /><br />How come a long retired soldier like Bruce Willis has enough hi-tech MODERN weapons to start a war? I might need to enrol in the army to, just so I can get my hand on those cool weapons....asrap virtuosohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06619196693619042618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-52528186448450359942013-04-13T12:32:30.947-04:002013-04-13T12:32:30.947-04:00Your observation skills are unrivaled, counselor.
...Your observation skills are unrivaled, counselor.<br /><br /><i>Unrivaled.</i>m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-88770191473810780372013-04-13T06:36:05.273-04:002013-04-13T06:36:05.273-04:00You saw right through me :)
I just meant that you...You saw right through me :)<br /><br />I just meant that you took the effort to review the previous one just as the new one is in theaters...that could only mean one thing :)s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-62357543549152232172013-04-12T18:54:32.796-04:002013-04-12T18:54:32.796-04:00This is funny. First, Sati drops the I had a feeli...This is funny. First, Sati drops the <i>I had a feeling..</i>, which is obviously a thinly-veiled way of saying I am indeed, the idiot I claim to be. Well done.<br /><br />Then, Steph comes by, sees me down, and goes ahead and kicks me.<br /><br />Ladies, ladies, ladies. I'm appalled you'd stoop <i>so low</i>. It's very unlady like. <br /><br />And here at Two Dollar Cinema, clearly m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-934272647968848632013-04-12T18:50:35.633-04:002013-04-12T18:50:35.633-04:00Well, that mofo better speak up soon.Well, that mofo better speak up soon.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-19043575228187439292013-04-12T13:22:44.978-04:002013-04-12T13:22:44.978-04:00Not to mention his little man-crush on The Rock. ;...Not to mention his little man-crush on The Rock. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-41802686070226102032013-04-12T09:30:32.989-04:002013-04-12T09:30:32.989-04:00I had a feeling you'll see this one :) Well, a...I had a feeling you'll see this one :) Well, at least the pretty chick was half-naked so...money almost well spent?? :) s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-15304716058558826442013-04-12T09:29:24.667-04:002013-04-12T09:29:24.667-04:00Actually, you're not done with The Rock until ...Actually, you're not done with The Rock until The Rock says you're done with The Rock.Shanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534310085725506068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-69656909752998444802013-04-09T22:50:37.436-04:002013-04-09T22:50:37.436-04:00Steph, I don't know what to say. There is no d...Steph, I don't know what to say. There is no defense. But...<br /><br />That damn preview compelled me to see the second one. Figured I might as well crank up the first.<br /><br />The good news? At least the whole, awful experience of both films cost me only 8 bucks.<br /><br />Although, I guess that's like being punched in the balls and thinking <i>well, they missed my face</i>.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-5072244993810276392013-04-09T21:17:28.309-04:002013-04-09T21:17:28.309-04:00Let me get this straight. You saw the first movie ...Let me get this straight. You saw the first movie and it thoroughly sucked so you went out <i>the same day</i> and watched the sequel? And I thought <i>I</i> was a hopeless masochist. :)<br /><br />Anyway, hilarious review! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com