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Monday, August 19, 2013
We don't all have claws.
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If I asked you to name the comic book character most faithfully realized on the big screen, who would you choose? It's Batman , right? ...
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Sunday, August 11, 2013
Don't play the angles, George.
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Of all the kids I have taught, there was this unforgettable young man I had early in my career, Jules. Jules was a pudgy, extremely introve...
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Saturday, August 10, 2013
This parenthood thing. Oh, it's a disaster.
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If it ever comes up, I'll say that I applied to two colleges, though I might be exaggerating that tally by one. If I remember correctly...
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Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Call 911. We got a problem.
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In my list of awful jobs, one of the worst had to be the few months I spent working in a call center. Imagine you worked in some office, an...
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Sunday, July 28, 2013
People like you don't have friends.
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-336.91. That's what it said on the screen. Years ago, I had attempted to withdraw twenty bucks from my Webster Bank account so I cou...
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Saturday, July 27, 2013
There's nothing wrong with me, Chet!
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Ben Johnson, Marion Jones: Track and Field. Floyd Landis, Lance Armstrong: Cycling. Every single baseball player: Major League Baseball. ...
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013
You ain't even dark-skinned.
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I've loved standup comedy as long as I can remember. As a little kid, I stayed up late watching An Evening at the Improv . In high scho...
Saturday, July 20, 2013
I didn't ask for it. And I don't want it.
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Sometimes, the only thing better than a great movie is a shitty one. If the stars align, and it's the right kind of awful, a really ...
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Friday, July 19, 2013
The hardest part to deal with is the silence.
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I was never Andy from Toy Story. When I played with my toys, I used very little of my imagination. I would try to recreate scenes from th...
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