Two Dollar Cinema

I'l let you in on a little secret: I hate the Fourth of July. The fireworks are the main culprit (how are adults still impressed by thi...

We've all heard that right before you die - your whole life flashes before your eyes. Or, according to movies, the easily-decipherable ...

The Halloween of 1993 was probably the last time I went trick-or-treating. I think. I would have been fourteen (and a high school freshma...

Honestly, I liked it better the first time. In June. When it was called Upgrade. And I wasn't a miserable prick. Even though the...

The original Predator film is in my DNA. String up my naked corpse from a tree, rip my skull and spine out of my tattered body, and all...

I'll watch your kids. Assuming, that is, you're desperate enough to ask me . I'll talk to them, I'll feed them (take them...

I think any father has thought about what they would do in that situation. What action they would take if their child went missing. It'...

Having two highly-deviant older brothers, I grew up watching a lot of horror flicks. While they were likely in it for the requisite shower ...

Gary Maynard was the second film professor I'd ever encountered. And maybe my favorite. While he looked like the lead singer of The V...