Two Dollar Cinema

Every year, as a teacher, you're guaranteed to get that kid . The one that's only happy when everyone else is utterly miserable. And...

It's amazing what you can get used to.  When even the absolute craziest shit ever, might get you to glance up from your phone for a blin...

As a little kid, I'd always choose flight, because, Hell, it's flight. Like, you could just fly around the world like Superman, or, ...

Remember a short time ago, when you'd watch an end of the world flick and you'd think, imagine having to stay inside all the time, s...

Have you ever found out the year someone was born and you're instantly furious , or are you not a giant creeper idling around nearby par...

If concerts were still a thing, and you and I went to one, we should probably have that pre-show conversation before we get out of the car. ...

Being a middle school teacher has never been easy. Not by any stretch. But now, the fact that I exist solely in a three-inch box on some kid...

I could be wrong, but I don't think I've changed all that much as I've gotten older. I'm on the verge of turning forty-one ...