Two Dollar Cinema

There's nothing cool about turning forty-two. I'm losing my hair. I (mostly) hate my job. Oh, and uh, the whole world is basically a...

I tried with The New Mutants in August of 2020, but I chickened out when the theater inevitably became not empty  (according to the app). An...

Greetings. And welcome.  I want to play a game. Oh, uh, you don't have to like cut off the wrong foot or anything, just grab a pencil an...

Being almost nine-hundred posts in, I'm sure I've repeated myself on more than one occasion, but, uh, unfortunately, good luck sto...

It used to be horror . Then action . Or a combination of the two. And that carried me for years.  In college it was typically comedy, though...

You ever have a bad day? Like a monumentally shit day? Not just regular shitty, but shitty to a degree where with time, you almost apprecia...

My 11th grade teacher grade English teacher was a dude named David Clarke. Mr. Clarke was amazing, honestly probably 27% of the reason I...

 You never know. And I hate that shit. I want to be frustrated with the kid that always sleeps in class. I would love to say something to ...

My kids don't really like movies .  Hopefully, I can double back in a few years and change that don't to didn't , but for now, ...