tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post1718336672559347669..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: Smart people do dumb things.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-12321700622598838422015-06-12T17:10:21.930-04:002015-06-12T17:10:21.930-04:00Indeed!Indeed!m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-57648171264690573632015-06-12T09:28:17.049-04:002015-06-12T09:28:17.049-04:00It makes sense in my head, too. Great minds. :-PIt makes sense in my head, too. Great minds. :-PAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-21611482368419585442015-06-11T10:58:11.515-04:002015-06-11T10:58:11.515-04:00A little of both, actually.
Sharing snippets is r...A little of both, actually.<br /><br />Sharing snippets is ridiculous, in a good way. And even though it's not exactly the correct definition, I always imagine hapless, er, ness...like being unknowing/unprepared. i just imagine these people being blindsided by some stupid quote from this site. (this makes sense in MY head, by the way)m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-20103002996807997312015-06-10T10:35:19.589-04:002015-06-10T10:35:19.589-04:00I'm not sure whether your life is complete bec...I'm not sure whether your life is complete because I feel compelled to share hilarious snippets from your reviews or because I used the word "hapless." :-PAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-85797731263275811282015-06-08T14:17:23.928-04:002015-06-08T14:17:23.928-04:00Wow...if you ever have actually quoted one of thes...Wow...if you ever have actually quoted one of these insane posts, let me say that my life is officially complete. Seriously. (ha ha...'hapless')<br /><br />Dear God, watching this and Zombeavers sounds like an interrogation tactic. <i>Talk, dammit. Or we'll now put on the even more ridiculous one!</i>.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-75298225564353211142015-06-07T23:43:50.048-04:002015-06-07T23:43:50.048-04:00Yesss. Christian Grey strikes again.
Dell. Seriou...Yesss. Christian Grey strikes again.<br /><br />Dell. Serious time. I'm not entirely convinced that the nudity (and it's not exactly um, graphic) belongs to Mrs. Lopez in reality. I don't recall the scene specifically (well, there was one move I remember <i>quite vividly</i>), but I remember thinking...no way J.Lo would do that on film. No way.<br /><br />But...that said. GO FOR IT.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-77911969886963803992015-06-07T23:41:26.371-04:002015-06-07T23:41:26.371-04:00Ha! I hope that this review is more entertaining t...Ha! I hope that this review is more entertaining than the film, because the film, as my college roommate used to say, <i>blows dogs for quarters</i>. Anyway, there is a high snickering factor, so feel free to dive in, if that's what you're looking for. You wouldn't be the first guy...<br /><br />Dude. Really? You volunteered? What an asshole. Sure, you actually <i>anything but</i>, m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-71094178888249842082015-06-06T18:10:38.330-04:002015-06-06T18:10:38.330-04:00I hate that, too. But I think the other kid was ac...I hate that, too. But I think the other kid was actually a real high schooler and he came across like an eleven year-old. Maybe it was his character's undisclosed vagina that may have been the culprit.<br /><br />I'll send the e-mail immediately. I also want: CONTAINS IRRITATING KID, so I can avoid that shit like the plague.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-78482751833448906762015-06-06T14:41:05.063-04:002015-06-06T14:41:05.063-04:00I think I may have slightly exaggerated the peril ...I think I may have <i>slightly</i> exaggerated the peril of seeing Ms. Lopez face contort from sexual pleasure, but I couldn't resist. And my all-time worst movie face memory is that of that chick in the closet. Yikes. Oh, and the accompanying sound? Just horrendous.<br /><br />Look, after some of the comments, I feel like I should get a job selling used cars. This movie is a disaster, start m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-5880297780248303202015-06-06T14:32:58.288-04:002015-06-06T14:32:58.288-04:00Holy shit, I can't believe you saw this one th...Holy shit, I can't believe you saw this one theatrically. That's impressive. (I say that surprisingly <i>free of sarcasm</i>).<br /><br />I didn't know what to do with that printer scene. It was so hysterical, but also just so absurd at the same time. Actually, there was plenty of that to go around, come to think of it.<br /><br />Oh, the eye thing? My wife shat herself. Totally.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-42352817389738823012015-06-05T17:05:18.339-04:002015-06-05T17:05:18.339-04:00"The most beautiful girl in school works in a..."The most beautiful girl in school works in a hardware store? I half expected Christian Grey to land his helicopter out front and buy some more f--king rope. To hang myself with." - so funny! :D<br /><br />I actually watched this one in the cinema! Yeah...girls night. But at least we weren't completely sober. I laughed so fucking hard when J.Lo was hiding all those photos that were s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-23355776241869185062015-06-05T15:09:14.959-04:002015-06-05T15:09:14.959-04:00Oh God ... this is review is freaking hilarious. I...Oh God ... this is review is freaking hilarious. It's awesome, even by your standards. You'd be flattered ... or slightly disturbed ... if you knew how often I quoted snippets from your reviews to hapless family members.<br /><br />This is another movie to add to my list once I replenish the wine in the house. Because I'm not sure I can watch this -- or Zombeavers -- when I'm 100%Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-59848720060119903452015-06-04T17:52:23.095-04:002015-06-04T17:52:23.095-04:00"She makes that girl in the closet from The R..."She makes that girl in the closet from The Ring look totally sexy."<br /><br />Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. So what you're saying is... this is one worth watching?Alex Withrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15887018476048271594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-44757550170818357662015-06-04T16:00:51.348-04:002015-06-04T16:00:51.348-04:00Laughed my ass off on the 50 Shades reference. And...Laughed my ass off on the 50 Shades reference. And I haven't even seen that movie, yet. This one sounds like a trainwreck. You've convinced me to see it, though. After all, you said naked J-Lo. I'm up for that any day, terrifying o-face and all.Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634519605152190304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-83420799509173787142015-06-04T09:26:56.956-04:002015-06-04T09:26:56.956-04:00OMG! I have a feeling this review is more enterta...OMG! I have a feeling this review is more entertaining than the film, and yet everything you say is in this film sounds so damn entertaining. I might have to rent this just to snicker at the lack of wheelchair ramps and a kid having some sort of allergic reaction to watching a boxing match (or something like that).<br /><br />LOL...kill his face!<br /><br />I was always the one who volunteered Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-41250696121514262472015-06-04T08:11:27.356-04:002015-06-04T08:11:27.356-04:00That kid was supposed to be in high school? Oh my ...That kid was supposed to be in high school? Oh my God, I hate that. I hate when people my age play high schoolers. It's one of my biggest pet peeves.<br /><br />"sexy neighbor ruins everything" should be a category you can search on Netflix. lolBrittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.com