tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post4886597816626330265..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: Single advantage of being me? I'm hard to surprise.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-67715307937196412662015-02-22T18:27:05.066-05:002015-02-22T18:27:05.066-05:00Whoa whoa whoa. First, be careful here. Olyphant m...Whoa whoa whoa. First, be careful here. Olyphant might come down a peg if you actually watch this. Hahn, too. Ah...it's not really their fault, the script is just sooooo bad, really. I mean..it's not coconut bad, but it's close.<br /><br />C'mon. No one like coconut. NO ONE.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-52503603875268662432015-02-18T05:09:52.124-05:002015-02-18T05:09:52.124-05:00I'm not sure what's worse - the fact that ...I'm not sure what's worse - the fact that I really want to see it because I LOVE Hahn and Olyphant is crazy hot or the fact you hate coconut! Coconut is the best :Ps.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-75280184326660858482015-02-02T22:39:33.191-05:002015-02-02T22:39:33.191-05:00I almost deleted all the smoothie-related nonsense...I almost deleted all the smoothie-related nonsense a hundred times...glad you got a kick out of it.<br /><br />Everyone should hate it. EVERYONE.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-1423872373041109812015-02-02T22:37:38.521-05:002015-02-02T22:37:38.521-05:00MIKE! You saw this? Ha...that's awesome. And t...MIKE! You saw this? Ha...that's awesome. And terrible.<br /><br />I'm pretty much with you entirely. 'Steaming pile of dog shit' just about does it. Though, at least dog shit comes from dogs. I like dogs (or is that <i>dags</i>?).m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-83437729185675049572015-02-02T22:35:24.719-05:002015-02-02T22:35:24.719-05:00Thanks! I generally like Tina Fey, but this movie ...Thanks! I generally like Tina Fey, but this movie almost destroyed whatever goodwill I harbored for her. It almost seemed as if she was making fun of the character she was playing. I half expected her to wink at the camera.<br /><br />Fonda's character drove me nuts, too...but the ending was something else. Something nefarious.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-84403353096174486822015-02-02T22:33:32.685-05:002015-02-02T22:33:32.685-05:00Seriously, I know nothing about the novel, but the...Seriously, I know nothing about the novel, but the fact that it would bring me back to this shit-show is enough for me to set a Waldenbooks on fire immediately. You know...assuming those stores still existed.<br /><br />Maybe I'll check out something else by Tropper, if they have his or her work in the prison library.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-12938994470044020332015-02-02T22:31:42.561-05:002015-02-02T22:31:42.561-05:00Holy shit, Brittani. Server dreams? Those were the...Holy shit, Brittani. Server dreams? Those were the f--king worst. I'm not sure if I used to dream that I was in my family's dining room in the middle of the night (worrying about tables I hadn't taken care of), or actually ended up there...but that job stressed me the f--k out. <br /><br />I'm glad you got something out of it...even if it's simply forgetting the whole thing. Im.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-42132941661120356212015-02-02T22:29:36.765-05:002015-02-02T22:29:36.765-05:00You know, I've been taking a lot for the team ...You know, I've been taking a lot for the team lately. No lie, we watched friggin' Mary Poppins...which I'd post about, had I been able to finish it. And then we watched a movie <i>about</i> Mary Poppins. What the Hell is going on around here?<br /><br />I appreciate your concern, Dell. I'm going to toast my next smoothie in your direction.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-71048923083229591772015-02-02T09:23:14.988-05:002015-02-02T09:23:14.988-05:00OMG, your smoothie story is a perfect tie in! Lov...OMG, your smoothie story is a perfect tie in! Love it. I haven't seen this, but I won't either because every review I read pretty much hates it as much as you do!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-2568201686546902092015-02-01T21:16:51.207-05:002015-02-01T21:16:51.207-05:00I've got a confession to make... I actually re...I've got a confession to make... I actually rented this pile of steaming dog shit. Jason Bateman is an actor whom I thought actually had talent in Hollywood, unfortunately this makes me rethink that. The whole story of 7 days of family hell to mourn the life of their father, only to find out their mother had a thing for another woman while their father was sick? Then we find out the family Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02307329021974601533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-76599991213881937692015-02-01T19:42:45.673-05:002015-02-01T19:42:45.673-05:00Great review! The movie pretty much botched up the...Great review! The movie pretty much botched up the novel it was based on. Tina Fey was so awful in the movie, and the end to Jane Fonda's character does seem out of place maybe because it wasn't subtly referred on too much. Big Screen Small Wordshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047376725272000920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-76555511396966020302015-02-01T15:24:24.573-05:002015-02-01T15:24:24.573-05:00God, I do not miss my waitressing days. This revie...God, I do not miss my waitressing days. This review is absolutely hilarious, and it's undoubtedly more entertaining than the actual movie. I wonder whether the novel upon which it's based is any good? I've never read anything by Tropper, but he seems to be well regarded as a writer.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-75439619462240174192015-02-01T10:41:00.036-05:002015-02-01T10:41:00.036-05:00I was a server in high school, and I just had an a...I was a server in high school, and I just had an awful dream last night that I messed up an order. I always have weird server dreams, so you opening up the review with this is crazy.<br /><br />Anyways, I didn't hate this movie, but it definitely wasn't anything special. Honestly, I've forgotten pretty much all of it by now. Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-52287385640743800112015-02-01T06:03:55.355-05:002015-02-01T06:03:55.355-05:00Love the smoothie analogies. I had no plans on wat...Love the smoothie analogies. I had no plans on watching this and you've confirmed my suspicion, so thanks. Sorry you had to take one for the team, though.Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634519605152190304noreply@blogger.com