tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post6010086917935905281..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: Obviously, I got second pick.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-12188553352155228172017-07-24T03:57:09.199-04:002017-07-24T03:57:09.199-04:00Yeah we should have a standup. Called "Perver...Yeah we should have a standup. Called "Perverts who were spotted".s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-14271650563181530972017-07-23T23:34:44.490-04:002017-07-23T23:34:44.490-04:00Hahahaha....thanks, Getter. Dude...her collection ...Hahahaha....thanks, Getter. Dude...her collection is fierce. You know it. I know it. The best dicks in Hollywood know it.<br /><br />Whoa? Somebody decided to unleash the Kraken, in the theater? That takes some balls, you know? Literally.<br /><br />But I'm glad you hung in there and finished the movie! And also...that you didn't see my face.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-78022391200299782792017-07-23T23:31:31.362-04:002017-07-23T23:31:31.362-04:00He really was, man. Saved me from finding a tall b...He really was, man. Saved me from finding a tall building to jump off of, too. I don't think there's enough weed butter in the world to make me have a good time with this one. But I'll take a butter knife, sure. At least I could jam it in my eye.<br /><br />Hahaha. I applauded to when the Minions were done singing. But, then again, I always clap a little when my soul falls straight m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-41568002488243080802017-07-23T23:27:41.372-04:002017-07-23T23:27:41.372-04:00I don't even know where to begin.
I'm pre...I don't even know where to begin.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure their existence/popularity is a sure sign of the apocalypse.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-41011633070648711912017-07-23T07:57:32.312-04:002017-07-23T07:57:32.312-04:00For such a bad movie, you sure delivered a funny r...For such a bad movie, you sure delivered a funny review, man! Still laughing at that "Hollywood Wiener Collection" reference which was.. below the belt man, honest, but yet so brutal - love it!<br /><br />By the way, after seeing Nymphomania alone in a theater with four guys... trust me, pervert has a whole new meaning to me! I swear to god, I hear a zipper opening at one point... didn&Getterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07216666216639032348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-228487007501517612017-07-22T20:19:49.653-04:002017-07-22T20:19:49.653-04:00Yeah, Trey mother-f-ckin Parker was just awesome. ...Yeah, Trey mother-f-ckin Parker was just awesome. I laughed for most of the movie because I was completely wasted on weed butter, but I can't help but agree with most of this.<br /><br />BUT. I vehemently disagree with one of your boos!! I thought the Minions singing performance was incredible. I literally gave it applause when they finished.<br /><br />But I -was- pretty wasted....<br /><br epileptic.moondancerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11645198290574147035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-33186869183653724292017-07-21T06:25:21.601-04:002017-07-21T06:25:21.601-04:00I spent 10 minutes yesterday watching videos on yo...I spent 10 minutes yesterday watching videos on youtube of people "playing" with fidget spinners and I know less now than I did befores.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-83022348608721004812017-07-20T11:29:34.278-04:002017-07-20T11:29:34.278-04:00HAhahaha....yeah, I think we're side-by-side a...HAhahaha....yeah, I think we're side-by-side at the top. At least yours was probably for something cool, like 'guttural moaning'. I'm on there for 'general creepiness'.<br /><br />Dude...Jenny Slate is totally on the Mt. Rushmore of What the F--k is Going on Here?<br /><br />Minions? Don't ask. Especially if you just found out what a fidget spinner is. Well, mostly m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-14924325048956803772017-07-20T11:26:56.081-04:002017-07-20T11:26:56.081-04:00Holy shit, if it isn't Mr. Grunden. Well, I...Holy shit, if it isn't Mr. Grunden. Well, I'll be...<br /><br />HAhahaha...you have totally been identified as the pervert in the theater, but that's probably to be expected when you buy a ticket to a teen-romance movie in the middle of the day. You'd never find me at something like that. Nope.<br /><br />I don't know how to start Apes, so it's killing me inside. <br /><brm.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-87306990433367988972017-07-20T09:18:22.704-04:002017-07-20T09:18:22.704-04:00The pervert comment was straight gold and unexpect...The pervert comment was straight gold and unexpected though it probably shouldn't have been knowing the source of this blog. I know I have been identified as that pervert at least once before (an ill timed exit to the restroom way too early in the film's running time). Here's to another 652 posts and to the correctly and incorrectly identified movie theater perverts!<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10681891567861517898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-70330679935900215642017-07-20T08:12:27.917-04:002017-07-20T08:12:27.917-04:00Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-87999626879620180402017-07-20T02:39:46.355-04:002017-07-20T02:39:46.355-04:00"One, is this something that people routinely..."One, is this something that people routinely do, scan the theater for perverts?Two, how many times have I been identified?"<br /><br />Holy crap. Is there a registry? Are we on it? Why does Jenny Slate get all that quality dick and I dont? What the fuck are the Minions? Again, so many questions.s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-84772517194935719012017-07-19T23:27:14.847-04:002017-07-19T23:27:14.847-04:00I haven't stopped shaking my head since I foun...I haven't stopped shaking my head since I found out your dirty secret. Minions. MINIONS?!?!?!<br /><br />Say it ain't so, Dell.<br /><br />Say.<br /><br />It.<br /><br />Ain't.<br /><br />So.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-71688219453529677842017-07-19T22:36:17.404-04:002017-07-19T22:36:17.404-04:00The trailer for this looks like complete & utt...The trailer for this looks like complete & utter crap. I'm still going to see it, though, because I'm that guy, that one guy, who liked Minions. I know. I'm too old for their shit, but whatever.Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634519605152190304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-18485432850505365082017-07-19T16:19:56.330-04:002017-07-19T16:19:56.330-04:00I genuinely liked the first one. But it's been...I genuinely liked the first one. But it's been a freefall straight to kid movie Hell ever since. Trey Parker is almost worth it though. Like being waterboarded with Kool-Aid, you know?<br /><br />I saw Apes!!!! (it's my next review!!!)m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-77016961110984831322017-07-19T15:41:09.214-04:002017-07-19T15:41:09.214-04:00I hate these movies, but Trey Parker actually made...I hate these movies, but Trey Parker actually made me think that maybe I could suffer through it with my kid. Luckily his daycare went.<br /><br />Go see War for the Planet of the Apes to make yourself feel better. :D Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.com