tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post6542268892302258096..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: Sounds like torture.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-7904645910918285752015-02-10T16:59:23.564-05:002015-02-10T16:59:23.564-05:00Great review! This looks like it's so bad but ...Great review! This looks like it's so bad but good. Poor Elba. Looks like it should've went direct to dvd. Tyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188012325610596179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-69333878515031042862015-02-05T09:57:33.748-05:002015-02-05T09:57:33.748-05:00Definitely the best comment ever! This whole threa...Definitely the best comment ever! This whole thread made me insanely laugh-out-loud happy, but this last comment was priceless.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-26237774725440249772015-02-04T22:59:10.343-05:002015-02-04T22:59:10.343-05:00This is the best comment ever.This is the best comment ever.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-74807630204868927732015-02-03T12:24:56.447-05:002015-02-03T12:24:56.447-05:00Sometime you'll have to share the other 4. ;-)...Sometime you'll have to share the other 4. ;-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-11261250908604793212015-02-02T22:27:02.173-05:002015-02-02T22:27:02.173-05:00Ah, the man-junk for titties swap. Easily in my to...Ah, the man-junk for titties swap. Easily in my top 5 of life's trade-offs. <br /><br />The Duggars are quietly the creepiest thing on TV. Honestly, do you think Jim Bob is batting 1.000 or do those two just go at it non-stop? Yikes. Feel free to pass some of those willies my way.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-49500841332862264862015-02-01T15:31:47.816-05:002015-02-01T15:31:47.816-05:00My husband is not overly fond of onscreen man-junk...My husband is not overly fond of onscreen man-junk either, but I point out to him that an occasional full-frontal male moment is the trade-off for all the titties he gets to see on our T.V.. Which reminds me that I need to check and see when the latest Game of Thrones DVDs are available for purchase.<br /><br />I don't follow the Duggars closely, but that whole patriarchal God Wants Me to Be Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-46686014990776313472015-01-23T11:26:43.330-05:002015-01-23T11:26:43.330-05:00That guy could be in the courthouse I work in for ...That guy could be in the courthouse I work in for a trial and I wouldn't know :P They have criminal trials on the ground level of the place so that the inmates don't need to walk next to all that freakshow that goes through divorce on the first floor where those trials are. I'm not sure for whose protection that is...probably the inmates.<br /><br />Christ, I hate my job.<br /><br />s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-59233423469941477162015-01-22T23:31:14.087-05:002015-01-22T23:31:14.087-05:00Ah, thanks man. I'm so glad you still bother t...Ah, thanks man. I'm so glad you still bother to come here. I gotta repay the love.<br /><br />Dude, I never heard shit about this one on Twitter, but then again, my feed is basically Tom Brady stats and the occasional picture of a naked woman. Maybe I should check on Henson though...cause that shit sounds <i>hysterical.</i>m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-65232992723151883582015-01-22T23:27:31.002-05:002015-01-22T23:27:31.002-05:00First, I'm not sure I could sit through this m...First, I'm not sure I could sit through this movie if he were stark naked <i>half of the movie</i>. I mean, 42 minutes of man-junk is likely more than I'd be comfortable with. 30-35, okay. But not a minute more, okay?<br /><br />Thank you for the kind words as always. I'm not going to bs you and say that I'm not trying to make you laugh. Obviously, I'll type just about m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-42648693294222834772015-01-22T23:21:28.856-05:002015-01-22T23:21:28.856-05:00I would love to know how anyone could praise this ...I would love to know how anyone could praise this movie <i>having never seen it</i>. <br /><br />No....wait.<br /><br />That makes perfect sense actually.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-13791678414237515962015-01-22T23:20:40.248-05:002015-01-22T23:20:40.248-05:00Hold on, counselor. This lady not knowing the sta...Hold on, counselor. This lady not knowing <i> the state's most notorious inmate </i> (or some such shit) is like a basketball fan not knowing who LeBron James is. It's possible, I guess...but still.<br /><br />That severed head line cracked me up. I mean, he's <i>holding a severed head?</i>. Impressive. I mean, he's not even trying, no no, he's doing the f--king opposite m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-59724990735464572512015-01-22T23:12:32.807-05:002015-01-22T23:12:32.807-05:00It's probably so bad it's great, but I was...It's probably so bad it's great, but I was kind of secretly hoping for something a little more...mediocre. I expected more from Elba, honestly. Like, if I found out this movie was made in 2007 and just now saw the light of day...that wouldn't surprise me at all, you know. I'm pretty sure that's not the case...m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-60689614770221995982015-01-22T17:32:19.473-05:002015-01-22T17:32:19.473-05:00Oh, and by the time I got to the Jim Bob Duggar re...Oh, and by the time I got to the Jim Bob Duggar reference, I was laughing hysterically. My kids thought I'd gone wacko.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-49212246801595911922015-01-22T17:30:53.386-05:002015-01-22T17:30:53.386-05:00Oh dear! I am 99% sure I couldn't sit through ...Oh dear! I am 99% sure I couldn't sit through this movie, even for Idris Elba. Not even if he were stark naked through half the movie ... Meh. Who am I kidding?<br /><br />On the positive side, I do love reading a kick-ass, wonderfully written negative review. It's hilarious. I dearly love your blog.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574641672605054506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-60378094612254281732015-01-21T21:16:36.509-05:002015-01-21T21:16:36.509-05:00Ironically I was just talking to someone about thi...Ironically I was just talking to someone about this movie, they were praising it for some ungodly reason (I seriously don't think they have even seen it) while I was still undecided on whether it's worth a rent. With your perspective in mind, I think I'm going to pass...Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02307329021974601533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-8197902962592149512015-01-21T13:53:07.199-05:002015-01-21T13:53:07.199-05:00Well to be fair lawyers do not have an access to t...Well to be fair lawyers do not have an access to the database of criminals....and if Idris Elba knocked on my door I would let him in. I do not care if he is covered in blood and holding person's severed head.s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-56646728594371383632015-01-21T11:13:05.407-05:002015-01-21T11:13:05.407-05:00LOL. I love the Jim Bob Duggar reference. :) This ...LOL. I love the Jim Bob Duggar reference. :) This movie sounds terrible, and I love me some Idris Elba (I'm binge watching The Wire right now) I hope he got paid well. Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-24959522532561814912015-01-21T09:10:35.325-05:002015-01-21T09:10:35.325-05:00LOL!!! You're "we got you, bitches"...LOL!!! You're "we got you, bitches" comment had me literally LOL...<br /><br />I was surprised by all the tweets on Twitter talking about how this movie was great...and then I realized that they were tweets by teenage black girls that Taraji P. Henson kept retweeting. Yeah, I won't be seeing this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com