tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post7754685000677591650..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: Whoever did this is a demented son of a bitch.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-6553630724804948562015-12-21T23:50:41.705-05:002015-12-21T23:50:41.705-05:00Surprisingly, it's not just the comment, as Gi...Surprisingly, it's not just the comment, as Gingerbread Dick really goes with everything. I sprinkle a little in my tea every morning and, well, it's magical.<br /><br />As for this film, you're not missing much if you skip it. It's not terrible, but nothing you have to go out of your way to see, dig?m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-2054231377499971372015-12-21T16:08:36.694-05:002015-12-21T16:08:36.694-05:00That gingerbreak dick comment is EVERYTHING!
I wo...That gingerbreak dick comment is EVERYTHING!<br /><br />I won't be seeing this...probably ever. Like, it sounds like it could have been a glorious hot mess, but I hate when films forget they have the potential to purposefully lose it and just fall short of doing anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-25221168071667301252015-12-17T23:31:03.865-05:002015-12-17T23:31:03.865-05:00That angel still kind of bothers me. And I'm g...That angel still kind of bothers me. And I'm generally fan of tongue. Though, not too much. Like, church tongue.<br /><br />Those kids were the f--king worst. I imagine as what could be their first 'big' role, it might have made them a little concerned to play such f--kers, you know? Like, if I saw that in-law kid in real life, I'd be tempted to punch him square in the nuts.<br />m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-55308603726363364832015-12-16T11:41:58.246-05:002015-12-16T11:41:58.246-05:00I was also quite tired during my viewing. I enjoye...I was also quite tired during my viewing. I enjoyed it, but I agree it wasn't too funny or scary. I loved the character design - especially the jack in the box and that fucking crazy ass angel. They really casted the most asshole kids imaginable. The main boy was a little adorable, but the in law's kids were just the most awful.<br />Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03015323238572496175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-78866201118186239782015-12-14T22:51:57.437-05:002015-12-14T22:51:57.437-05:00Thank you so much for the clarification (um, as al...Thank you so much for the clarification (um, as always). I appreciate it.<br /><br />I like your interpretation waaaaay better than mine. I assumed those f--kers were trapped in some sort of holiday Hell. But, alas, I'm a f--king idiot who quickly shuffled to my car, zombie-style. <br /><br />It could have been a lot funnier, but most of the characters played it straight. Too straight.<br /><m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-18969247702253580402015-12-14T22:47:45.172-05:002015-12-14T22:47:45.172-05:00You know, I own Trick R Treat and really didn'...You know, I own Trick R Treat and really didn't like that damn movie. But, if I remember correctly, I was tired as shit watching that one, too. Hmm. I also remember a freaky little f--ker, and some titties...so maybe it wasn't all that bad after all?<br /><br />I should probably just go to bed.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-11820907097250899842015-12-14T03:03:42.820-05:002015-12-14T03:03:42.820-05:00The jack in the box and all those things that star...The jack in the box and all those things that started attacking them were in that giant package that was delivered to the house :) I loved the ending even though tons of people misinterpret it as them being stuck in Krampus' globe when it's really just a way to show the audience Krampus is gonna keep watching them. I thought the film could have been funnier but I loved the creature designs.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-71355515101446201942015-12-14T00:46:02.088-05:002015-12-14T00:46:02.088-05:00"after basically telling Christmas to eat a g..."after basically telling Christmas to eat a giant gingerbread dick" LOL this review is hysterical. I thought the trailer for this looked terrible, but since it's the same people who did Trick R Treat, I think I'll give it a shot on DVD.Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.com