tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post8955724788718236662..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: He don't like strangers peeing on him.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-33935447321287327252014-05-05T14:07:39.262-04:002014-05-05T14:07:39.262-04:00I know, angry swims are pretty sweet, but that sce...I know, angry swims are pretty sweet, but that scene completely typifies how insansley ridiculous this entire film is. <br /><br />Hmm. That last line almost seems like an insult. I mean, you'd rather get pissed on by Zac Efron than watch what I watch? Well, I guess ol' Troy Bolton likely has a beautiful wiener and a magnificent stream, so it does all sound rather glorious. I'm just m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-65361311431984789082014-05-05T05:47:48.104-04:002014-05-05T05:47:48.104-04:00Aside from the not-so-mini heart attack from the f...Aside from the not-so-mini heart attack from the first sentence...<br /><br />"Oh my goodness, the beach scene. First we get the all too subtle line, You want me to blow you, don't you? Which leads to Efron's Jack going for an angry swim. Clearly, we're at rock bottom, as it is. But then....oh shit....then, we get jellyfish attack. Then we get piss. Lots and lots of piss." Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-60711604838822716582014-05-02T10:50:36.553-04:002014-05-02T10:50:36.553-04:00Not that I really care, honestly!, but it was a ta...Not that I really care, honestly!, but it was a tad ridiculous that she was basically fully-clothed during the madness of that scene.<br /><br />If Halle Berry can get a quarter million per boob....m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-70027741241839700132014-05-02T10:22:04.829-04:002014-05-02T10:22:04.829-04:00Oh, right! You still have that magical movie to se...Oh, right! You still have that magical movie to see! :P<br /><br />I think it costs a lot to get her to be naked on film. Probably 10x more than that entire movie cost.s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-14203965188995772972014-05-01T17:15:59.938-04:002014-05-01T17:15:59.938-04:00To the movie, and film in general (well, bad film)...To the movie, and film in general (well, bad film), I'm all for the dickery. But you guys that waste your time reading this shit? Nothing but respect.<br /><br />Richard Simmons. Yes.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-6000170871388694252014-05-01T17:14:51.806-04:002014-05-01T17:14:51.806-04:00Thanks.
If you're talking about the scene in ...Thanks.<br /><br />If you're talking about the scene in the swamp, it was almost too weird for me. It was like, <i>get behind me</i>, and then....slice. Rather unceremonious, which I guess makes it pretty chilling. At first, I thought you meant that scene in the hotel...but obviously, that wasn't his final scene. I guess it was just because I personally, would have rather died there m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-13660516160085424682014-05-01T15:50:57.418-04:002014-05-01T15:50:57.418-04:00Ha, this post is hilarious. I agree, this movie is...Ha, this post is hilarious. I agree, this movie is batshit ass crazy insane, but I dig certain parts of it. Matt Mcs final scene was some chilling shit - Cusack really sold it. As for Kidman... I'll give her credit for taking chances, which is something a lot of actresses of her stature don't do. So that's gotta count for something, right? (Maybe...)Alex Withrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15887018476048271594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-45218023858497302512014-05-01T10:56:47.327-04:002014-05-01T10:56:47.327-04:00I'll read yours as soon as I'm done with t...I'll read yours as soon as I'm done with this comment.<br /><br />So, we all agree this movie is awful, buuuutttttt in a good way? <br />I feel like my doctor just told me I have a incurable STD, but man, was that guy handsome.<br /><br />Does that make sense? Cause that analogy doesn't work...at all. But it kind of does. <br /><br />(I'm trying to be funny...though when I read m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-59256113421696779052014-05-01T10:52:31.636-04:002014-05-01T10:52:31.636-04:00Aw shit. I forgot about that one. I'm not even...Aw shit. I forgot about that one. I'm not even sure I can handle more Von Trier, as I still have to finish Nymphomaniac.<br /><br />Kidman, even in this mess, is still an incredibly talented lady, who appears willing to do just about anything. Um, except be naked (?).m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-52258531394076130752014-05-01T10:42:51.376-04:002014-05-01T10:42:51.376-04:00I was always more surprised that Kidman was in Von...I was always more surprised that Kidman was in Von Trier's Dogville. I think she does indeed have a bucket list with some seriously masochistic ideas on who she wants to work with.s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-67065727978332933212014-05-01T10:24:33.695-04:002014-05-01T10:24:33.695-04:00Haha! I was trying to lure in the audience of it&#...Haha! I was trying to lure in the audience of <i>it's about time this a-hole hung it up</i> people. <br /><br />I can't believe you (and Brittani, and Fisti)! It was shocking <b>how</b> absurd this movie was. I totally agree that the cast was committed, but I'm still trying to figure out why. I'm convinced Daniels has video of each of the leads on the receiving end of a vicious m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-54901441441799577572014-05-01T10:20:22.900-04:002014-05-01T10:20:22.900-04:00I may have an irrational enjoyment of Efron (damn ...I may have an irrational enjoyment of Efron (damn you, <i>Hairspray</i>), but I somehow managed to think he was okay. His character simply had nothing to do. Well, except for stand around in his tighty-whities, and not jerk off.<br /><br />Eh, glad you liked it. I felt like I was being punked.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-2116937637446130042014-05-01T10:14:27.364-04:002014-05-01T10:14:27.364-04:00Wendell, I think these tricky f--kers are a month ...Wendell, I think these tricky f--kers are a month late with their April Fool's. It's the only possible explanation.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-34794054584217877412014-05-01T08:45:34.061-04:002014-05-01T08:45:34.061-04:00"This is going to be my final post."- yo..."This is going to be my final post."- you scared the shit out of me! :)<br /><br />I actually really enjoyed the movie. It was so shocking and absurd. Kidman was on fire and the cast was all committed to the film's crazy style, it seemed to me. Loved your point about Cusack's sex scene being the last he shot and him getting away from there. That scene was...a cinematic s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-86776583353203867912014-05-01T08:16:41.412-04:002014-05-01T08:16:41.412-04:00I think I'm one of the few people that liked t...I think I'm one of the few people that liked this movie. Like Wendell pointed out, it's totally batshit, but I thought in a good way. My only problem was that Zac Efron was awful. Clearly this material is out of his range.Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-68825249086588940902014-05-01T02:12:30.155-04:002014-05-01T02:12:30.155-04:00Yeah, this movie is batshit insane, and not in a g...Yeah, this movie is batshit insane, and not in a good way.Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634519605152190304noreply@blogger.com