tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post9132476352925759928..comments2024-03-11T18:12:23.619-04:00Comments on Two Dollar Cinema: This isn't science. This is pseudo-science.m.brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-9560556386605272672017-10-29T01:37:36.583-04:002017-10-29T01:37:36.583-04:001. Who the f--k 'sings along' in a movie? ...1. Who the f--k 'sings along' in a movie? I swear had I murdered them (and their companion...just to be safe) it would have been justified. The judge probably would have been mad I didn't do it sooner.<br /><br />2. I don't care what anyone says about Mister Police...there is no way in Hell it's worse than Madea goes to Hell part 9. I refuse to believe that. <br /><br />(but m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-43522950916435456572017-10-29T01:34:24.725-04:002017-10-29T01:34:24.725-04:00Yes!!!
I swear I actually like good movies, but I...Yes!!!<br /><br />I swear I actually like good movies, but I typically have way more fun writing about the bad ones. And as hard as it is to drum up the motivation at this point...the shittier the better. I really want to see The Snowman...I'm just afraid it might leave before I get the chance. My next post is on Geostorm...so maybe that's good news???<br /><br />F--king MoviePass is m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-3179270980755156382017-10-22T11:47:13.889-04:002017-10-22T11:47:13.889-04:00"So, it seems like dying and coming back is b..."So, it seems like dying and coming back is basically one way to instantly get laid. Interesting, interesting. Um...is there like a place I can register for this?" - where do I sign up`<br /><br />And this MoviePass thing sounds great, if my and my flatmate had more days off at the same time, we would watch crap too. But as of now, we usually only manage to spend our time and money on Getterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07216666216639032348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-89783449664703726012017-10-22T08:53:27.874-04:002017-10-22T08:53:27.874-04:00There are two bits here that stand out even if all...There are two bits here that stand out even if all of it is hilarious:<br /><br />1. how close you came to committing murder - "At one point, and I forget the context, someone in the film is singing or listening to If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. And this bitch behind me? Yeah. She clapped her f--king hands. Every. Single. Time."<br /><br />2. that this Madea movie s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13987831438787776712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-9405121736800975462017-10-22T01:07:49.154-04:002017-10-22T01:07:49.154-04:00Oh, it's the best shit ever. If I didn't h...Oh, it's the best shit ever. If I didn't have a wife and kids...I'd go every f--king night.<br /><br />It sucks in every way possible.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-2853154516230828692017-10-21T22:56:41.610-04:002017-10-21T22:56:41.610-04:00Just offensive all the way around. The rules used ...Just offensive all the way around. The rules used to state that if the movie sucked to a certain degree, somebody was going to have to take a shower for no reason, just to be fair.<br /><br />Technically, someone did shower, I suppose, but it was me. And scrub as I did, I couldn't get the stink of this reboot off of my skin.<br /><br />I remember someone renting the original on VHS when it m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-58994495524167218292017-10-21T16:55:06.581-04:002017-10-21T16:55:06.581-04:00Bland and nonsensical plus no tits or asses (or sc...Bland and nonsensical plus no tits or asses (or schwangs, I assume). What a shame! I actually liked the first Flatliners. Have you seen it?Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02426349195171316268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-51273549770525308982017-10-12T11:46:39.624-04:002017-10-12T11:46:39.624-04:00Girl...with the combination of movie pass AND Rega...Girl...with the combination of movie pass AND Regal's reward system...they're lucky I don't buy a ticket every f--king day and then run the Hell out of the theater. But this f-king thing has driven to the brink of sanity. If I have a free two hour window...I just go. I don't give the slightest of f--ks.<br /><br />Even if your other plans were eating bunny kidneys, they were m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1369116000753884175.post-19185227647359834062017-10-11T11:25:42.118-04:002017-10-11T11:25:42.118-04:00lmao be PROUD of your movie pass! My theater does ...lmao be PROUD of your movie pass! My theater does a rewards based point system and if my husband forgets to take my card with him I lose it. If we can't see this movie together BITCH YOU ARE EARNING ME MY POINTS.<br /><br />I almost went to see this too and my plans fell through. I'm okay with that. Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.com