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Monday, December 16, 2013

That's all right. I have a special present for you, anyway. There you go, sonny.

Yay! It's that time of the year, again. That time where that old magical fat guy from some far away place gives us things we really don't want or need. Yep, it's time for the First Annual Two Dollar Cinema T-Shirt Giveaway!

In a ridiculous way to show my sincere thanks for all (well, both) of the people that visit Two Dollar Cinema, I've decided to give away a severely limited edition t-shirt. These black short-sleeved t-shirts will keep you warm throughout this bitterly cold holiday season (assuming you were unnecessarily naked to begin with, like the ladies above). They'll also make handy rags, too. Either way.

To enter, all you need to do is comment below! Feel free to mention any movie-related traditions, favorite holiday flicks or general musings you have, or simply leave an e-mail address and the size you'd like if you're selected (M, L or XL). Easy, right?

Also feel free to destroy your own credibility (and hurt your own chances) and mention this giveaway on your blog, too, if you feel so inclined. Just grab the pic and post away!

Happy holidays, everybody!

-m.brown
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10 comments:

  1. asrap virtuosoDecember 16, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    Whoa!! You're expanding now and giving away t-shirts? You've even got some hot Hollywood chicks to model them!!

    As far as movie-related traditions, the only one I can think of (one that might annoy you :p ) is, whenever possible, I try watching a bid-budget movie at earliest possible release date. I'll be watching 47 Ronin this Thursday.... much earlier than most other places on the globe!!

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    1. m.brownDecember 20, 2013 at 4:06 PM

      Yeah, those models weren't cheap.

      Ugh. You know, 47 Ronin was, of course, the movie I was really looking forward to, and of course, I've already read your review of it. All I can say...

      You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, er, Virtuoso.

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  2. s.December 16, 2013 at 2:35 PM

    Wait you are voluntarily covering naked actresses on that picture there?

    I'm concerned.

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    1. m.brownDecember 16, 2013 at 3:40 PM

      Okay. That was hysterical. Your "concern" is appreciated, but trust me, making my wife Photoshop clothes on those chicks was well with it. She spent entirely too long looking at half naked women, which sadly, isn't her thing.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 20, 2013 at 10:15 AM

    Well, I'm glad that Sati linked your post because I'm always looking for another blog to follow!

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    1. m.brownDecember 20, 2013 at 4:07 PM

      I'm glad you said 'another blog' and not 'another good blog' to follow.

      Phew. Close one!

      (and, of course, thanks for the follow!)

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    2. s.December 20, 2013 at 8:48 PM

      YEY, I recruited one to follow!!

      *chants ONE OF US ONE OF US*

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    3. m.brownDecember 20, 2013 at 11:16 PM

      Wow. You may have just done the impossible. I'm stunned.

      And to quote Freaks is absolutely fitting in this situation.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 22, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    With boobs that nice how is it that no one figured out he was a she?!? #christmasvacation

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    1. m.brownDecember 23, 2013 at 2:05 AM

      I'm not really sure. If that movie were only five years old, I'd say that shot was green screen trickeration. But being that it's 1985, it ain't movie magic. Just real magic.

      I'm pretty sure we paused that frame till the scene was seared into our retinas.

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