|And she's got the most incredible body too...|
What is the complete opposite of depressing, is last night's flick, Easy A. I don't know if we'll look back on this one like classic teen movies such as Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Breakfast Club, but trust me, this one certainly deserves it. Awesomely aware of the movies that I just mentioned, Emma Stone delivers a performance that will cement her as the ultimate hot-yet-attainable movie chick. Like a much cooler Sloan Peterson...
Obviously, this is Stone's movie. She's been solid in movies like Zombieland and Superbad, but she rules here. She delivers every witty line like she just thought of them. Nothing forced, just pure awesomeness. She's like a dude. A very sexy dude.
|...and a pair of titties that make you want to stand up...|
|...and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!|
Random Thoughts Before I Call It...
|This guy would know what movie I'm quoting.|
- Is Don't You (Forget About Me) the best soundtrack song ever? Uh, yea. It is.
- You have a fat guy. He's sad. He's shirtless. Does he have to be eating a candy bar, too? C'mon, now.
- Why are gift cards so funny? Autozone giftcards especially. And, T.J. Maxx, too.
- Hey, movie. Thanks for teaching me trollop. I use whore waaaay too much. Nice.
- Quizno's Guy? Stellar.
At the mention of reasonably delicious sandwiches, I'm out. As they say in Canada, take it Easy A.