|Pretty much looks like my wedding night.|
Angelina Jolie? Maybe. So thin and mother of like, nine? She seems kinda crazy, though. She'd bite if she had to. Push.
How about Linda Hamilton? The Terminator version probably could , cause I'd destroy Dante's Peak Hamilton. No doubt. Oh, she resembles my wife too, so there'd be inspiration.
Kate Beckinsale? If she's in the leather suit - yes, too distracting. Civilian clothes, oh, I got her.
Mila Jovovich. Bitch, please. I'd just hand her my multi-pass.
And finally, how about Uma Thurman? Well, she's tall. And she might be packin' a Hanzo sword, so my money's likely on her.
Without a doubt, the star of Haywire, Gina Carano, could take me. Shit, she could probably take me and every woman I've just mentioned at the same time. Sounds like a sexy way to go, if you ask me. Very sexy. Let's put that together.
|No thank you. I take it black. Like my men.|
|Now I know how I want to die.|
|Now we got ourselves a real twizzler, here.|
Even though I loved it, let me award bonus points for the following examples of ass-kickery:
- Oh my God. There's a deer in the car.
- Extraction scene slo-mo. So cool.
- No music in any fight scene? Brilliant.
- Best last line ever.