Against the Crowd '16: BLOGATHON

My main man Dell (and his co-host KG) is once again hosting his annual Against the Crowd blogathon, and even though I'm very much up against the deadline, it's impossible for me not to participate (at least without being an asshole in the process).

Everything you need to know is in the title (and banner), but just in case, they explain the rules here.

But as I just said, I ain't got time for that noise, so here's the abbreviated, moronic version of the whole thing:

1. Pick a movie that the world f--king despises and let every single person on the planet know how absolutely stupid they are for feeling that way.
2. Pick a movie that the world has a giant boner for and dragon-punch it squarely in the twig and berries.
3. Lose all credibility in the blogging community, seek refuge under a bridge.

Let's start with utter cinematic perfection, masquerading as a stupid action movie starring Jenny from the Block.