Tuesday, March 5, 2019

The Mt. Rushmore of Movies '19 LINKS

In a shocking turn of events, the Mt. Rushmore of Movies blogathon had a better showing this year, than it did in 2018. Better being open for debate, as the number of participating websites went up, but the quality of what we've all produced ...

...WENT EVEN HIGHER.

Fine, not all of us typed our entries with one hand, but a certain degree of perversion seemed to permeate throughout the majority of the entries. But, hey. That's what handsome men do to girls like us.

Wait, what?

Even though I kind of feel like those poor bastards sweeping up Time's Square at 12:15 in the morning on January 1st, no matter how much (sexy?) fun we've all had, this party is just about over.
But before we fill the dumpsters with confetti and Trojan wrappers one last time, let's sharpen our chisels and erect some scaffolding in honor of cinema's finest ______________.

Click on the banners below to visit the sites!

created by: Steve
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Cinematic Bosoms
Materials: Underwire and Overexposure
When visiting: If your visit longer than four hours, please contact your doctor or physician immediately.

created by: Sonia
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Marvel Abs
Materials: The presence of weights and the absence of shirts
When visiting: Watch your step, as the trail can be rather slippery. We're not sure if that's ladies' drool, or the tears of men, but either way, you should probably sign a waiver just in case.

created by: Getter
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Man-Butts
Materials: Take what mamma gave ya, then you shake it
When visiting: Please refrain from putting your fingers in any of the cracks.

created by: Brittani
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Thorgasms
Materials: Really impressive... hammers.
When visiting: Drink plenty of liquids, as your leg muscles might get a little...shaky. And keep the Zeppelin down to a reasonable volume, thanks.

created by: Margaret
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Zac Efron Movies
Materials: Blue eyes, Red shorts, a love of the gym, a hatred of the library
When visiting: Even if there isn't a cloud in the sky, trust us, bring an extra set of dry clothes.

created by: Katy
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Hot Beards
Materials: Long nights and Impending fights
When visiting: Best to leave your razor at home. And your wife, too.

created by: Dell
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of (Cult) Movies About Running Out of Time
Materials: Ticking clocks and beating hearts
When visiting: Nothing matters, just f--king hurry up, dammit.

created by: Birgit
Monument: The Mt. Rushmore of Legendary Women
Materials: Brains, Longevity and Control
When visiting: Mind your P's and Q's, buster. These ladies ain't playing around, see.

10 comments:

  1. I'm glad you had such a good turnout! I love the materials you suggested for everyone. :)

    *queues up Zeppelin*

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    1. Hahahaha...yeah, as absurd as this is, it's always a good time. You guys totally outdid yourselves this year.

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  2. Hilarious entries! I gotta make this an annual thing.

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  3. Are you implying my little angel is illiterate with that library thing? Do you want another hard stare?

    Thank you for hosting and do not show your wife how we dragged it right to the gutter!

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    1. I'm not sure if that's what I was implying.

      No.*checks notes*

      That's exactly what I was implying. Just his characters though, as I'm sure Efron is a well read dude. *crickets*

      My wife already knows. And she's cool with it, I'm sure... *crickets*

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  4. This year has been amazing, I can only apologise for not taking part myself but these entries were so good I just couldn't match them!

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    1. Welp, next year you gotta double down then.

      Oh, and bonus points for 'organise'. I was writing something for someone else the other day and thought I had spelled it wrong. Thank God for the Brits.

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  5. "When visiting: Please refrain from putting your fingers in any of the cracks." - great advice!

    Thank you for hosting, please do so next year as well and let me top that post for ya! :D

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    1. I thought so...though, maybe some people are into that sort of thing? I'm not here to judge.

      Goodness, I'm not sure I'll still be around by next year...but if I am? You got it.

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