You are a cancer to everyone who ever loved you, Eddie.
Rating: PG-13 Runtime: 97 minutes (appreciated) Where: Regal West Manchester (masked up, with my son)
What's it about? Who the Hell knows? Eddie Brock inadvertently gives some of his space goo to Kletus the Slack-jawed yokel and chaos, er, Carnage ensues. Venom, the fairly shitty 'good' guy, must save San Francisco from the red version of himself and his ear-piercing girlfriend (as in volume, not someone who works at Claire's).
What works: Woody Harrelson is great in everything, and when he's on screen, good times are sure to follow. Tom Hardy is reliable as always, though he seems more irritated that usual.
What doesn't: The action is basically an endless about of CGI tentacles vigorously dry-humping each other in mid-air...
