I have been dreading this moment for over a year now.
This site, whatever it currently is and whatever it ultimately will be, has always been based on two guiding ideas. It's not a memo, it's a mission statement. One, I will write about every single movie I see (in the order I see them). And two, these 'writings' will be painfully unfunny and suggest (both grammatically and thematically) that I didn't receive a formal education beyond late-elementary school.
|My wife is pretty strict about PDA.|
Uh, hate to tell you this my guy, but...no one gives a f--k about this site anymore. Fully aware of this Italics Friend, but that's okay. I just appreciate the fact that they once did. Even if just a little.
With that, let's pack some taters in a leather satchel, and arm-in-hairy arm, and begin our long and arduous journey to the depths of Mordor. But instead of tossing the ring into molten lava, let us instead cast judgments (mostly unfair and illogical) of the last year-plus of consumed movies into the fiery depths of Mount Doom. Apparently, all I needed to start this journey was a charged laptop, a week's vacation in Delaware, and a dusty boombox cranking the Barbie soundtrack...on CD. So here goes...nothing.
I want to dig out month-by-month, but like every goddamned war movie ever, there will be no man left behind. And to that, there is one last movie from May of last year that I basically refused to write about.Midway
On to June.